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do
{
    if(time_of_day >= midnight && time_of_day < seven_am)
    {
        int i;
        for(i = 0; i < monkeys.length; i++)
            punch(monkeys[i]);
        eat(Food.BANANAS);
        taunt(monkeys[0]);
        sleep(1000);
    }
    else
        break;
}
while(true);


Why would I post this code on my blog? Because I felt like it. I kind of feel sorry for monkey zero... :(

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